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Raccoons Egos Are Out Of Control

July 25, 2017 Derek Allgood

 

CBS Pittsburgh- "Man Kills Raccoon With Hammer After It Bites Him On Head"

This guy was not only in the right and a hero but I can’t believe that some people are giving him a hard time, Like the Hammer was too much or unnecessary. I don’t know one person that isn’t scared shitless of raccoons. Not one. I remember when I was like right my buddy Nick’s mom got bit by a raccoon that had rabies. She recovered but then out of nowhere she started cheating on Nick’s dad and doing heroin with a guy who had a Camaro and stayed in the apartments just outside our neighborhood. That guy was a badass but still never saw him fucking a raccoons wife. Even he knew better.

@BMS_Derek




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