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OJ Simpson Is A Douche But Masturbating Should Be Allowed In Prisons

July 25, 2017 Derek Allgood

 TMZ- "O.J. SIMPSONNOT BUSTED IN PRISON 'CHOKING'"
Apparently it’s very illegal to masturbate in prison. I get that they are criminals and shouldn’t have any fun while doing time but this law is so dumb. I’m not defending OJ, I could give two shits what happens to that guy but just think about it, You want to have a prison with a bunch of scary testosterone filled dudes? Hell no. If I was Warden Derek I would have mandatory masturbation. I would have the calmest nicest prisoners in the country. I would have Wardens flying in from all over the country wondering how I did it! Probably get some kind of humanitarian award or something.

@BMS_Derek




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