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Felix Is Weird

August 01, 2017 Derek Allgood

Unfortunately my boy Felix, is a loser. He does so much loser shit I don’t even know where to start. How about with his latest purchase. Let me set the stage for those that don’t know who Felix is. Felix is our producer (BMS). He’s a 28 year old part timer who still lives with his Dad, Not a big deal because living on your own can be costly.

Felix lives for professional wrestling. It’s honestly the only thing he knows. He will come into work every single day and not know about one thing that happened in the news because the WWE Network and underground Wrestling podcasts don’t talk about news, so he has no way of knowing what’s going on but he can tell you all about The Undertakers top 5 matches of 1998.

As I was leaving work today he asked me what I thought about some Wrestling Restraining order he bought from some guy named Jim Cornette. Of course I said no and left. I completely forgot about this conversation by the time I got home but sure as shit, His dumb tweet bragging about the purchase pops up in my Twitter TL.  From what I have gathered with my research, Felix purchased a signed copy of a restraining order that a former Wrestling Writer named Vince Russo filed against Jim Cornett… This is the shit he is buying while staying in a closet sized room in his Dad’s house. I don’t get it. I understand that wrestling isn’t really my thing but still. What is he going to do with this thing? Frame it and hang it in his closet  bedroom? How does he explain or spin this to a girl?

 - Derek
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3 comments

  • Podcast_Adam

    Sep 19, 2017

    Finally checked out the blog. Where are his eyes looking? Beyond weird.

  • Evrrett

    Aug 06, 2017

    Ding Dongs not ding songs

  • Evrrett

    Aug 06, 2017

    Yo that s*** was deep. Deep-diving in some ding songs. fighter and the kid


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